WHEN YOUR SURGEON DOESN’T LIKE BEING WRONG 

*Mike is about to have surgery. Doctors and nurses are gathered in the OR and are admiring the legendary lead surgeon*

*Lead surgeon moves closer to Mike*

lead surgeon: We’re going to sedate you now Mike.

Mike: *nods*

Lead surgeon: give him 6 milligrams of chilpatropterminezoxide02.

*a nurse starts preparing chilpatropterminezoxide02*  

*Lead surgeon spontaneously removes a medical textbook from under the operating table and starts to read with one hand*

Lead surgeon: wait! hold up!  Chilpatropterminezoxide02 will kill him.

*All members of the surgical team start clapping and cheering, shouting what a save! What a save!* 

*One of the nurses hits Mike at the back of his head* 

Are you not going to thank the doctor for that miraculous save? *said the nurse*

*Mike being sarcastic* : yay! 

Lead surgeon: no need to thank me everyone, I’m just doing my job.

Mike: I don’t want to do the surgery anymore. *attempting to get off the surgical table*

Lead surgeon: *reaching towards mike* you have nothing to worry about my dear.

*Lead surgeon in an attempt to keep Mike on the table hits Mike’s head with his elbow, making him unconscious*

*Lead surgeon puts two fingers against Mike’s neck*

Lead surgeon: time of death 4:25 pm.

*The lead surgeon asks a nurse to head out to the waiting area to share the news with Mike’s family, and she leaves* 

Lead surgeon: well you know what they say, we treat, God heals.

Another doctor: I’ll drink to that.

*The other doctor removes a champagne bottle from under the operating table and the rest of the surgical team gets glasses to make a toast* 

Lead surgeon: to Mike!

All in response: to Mike!

*Then suddenly, Mike wakes up*

Lead surgeon: quickly! get me 6 milligrams of chilpatropterminezoxide02. Hold him down!