*Mike is about to have surgery. Doctors and nurses are gathered in the OR and are admiring the legendary lead surgeon* *Lead surgeon moves closer to Mike* lead surgeon: We’re going to sedate you now Mike. Mike: *nods* Lead surgeon: give him 6 milligrams of chilpatropterminezoxide02. *a nurse starts preparing […]
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**Timothy is tied to a chair in his own apartment and is afraid of getting killed by a skinny man with a gun and a rainbow lapel attached to the collar of his shirt** Timothy: Please, what do you want? Don’t harm me; take anything you want, please. Assassin: Shut […]
In my opinion, Northerners have to be the most intelligent group in the country. I seriously think the north possesses the highest number of people with the highest IQ in Nigeria. I wouldn’t have learned this if I didn’t serve as a Corp member in the popular and always well-funded […]
Here is a big lie: writing, for me, has always been exciting and easy. Although I use these three tricks I’m going to show you now to avoid hitting a wall anytime I need to be creative, I always put effort into being open-minded throughout the writing process. This is […]
I’ve never written sales copy. I’m not good at writing my own ads. My audience doesn’t even respond to the sales pitches I post on my WhatsApp status. Every time I try to write some copy, I get writer’s block. I end up pleading with my audience to buy from me, […]